What's 3 years between friends?

Oh come on, don't be so judgey. A 3 year hiatus is nothing. The important thing is that I'm back now. Here is a list of things that has changed since we last spoke.

I.had.a.baby.

A real live small human. Having the baby and continuing to possess said baby is easy. Trying to dress yourself with a small country hanging from your midsection is not. More on this later.

My love affair with Kim K is OVAH. Blame the catwoman plastic surgery, blame the entitlement, blame Kayne West, blame it on the boogie. I don't know, but it's like I don't even know her anymore. 


I purchased at least another 40 items in leopard print. Highlights include

Clockwise from left:
 Converse Sneakers, Nookie Bikini, Mink Pink Jumpsuit, Peter Alexander Overnight bag, Witchery Dress, Windsor Smith Heels, Beach Bash Shorts

I cannot explain it, it's bigger than me.