Punch in the Face List - UPDATE #2

3 Years is a long time to stay mad at someone, which is why it's a good time to revise the Punch in the Face List and subsequent updates.

SPENCER PRATT.  Remains on the list
UGH, Spencer Pratt is the worst..  He could be rescuing kittens, whilst cooking for the homeless with his one good kidney (the other was donated) and he'd still make the list. 

GWYNETH PALTROW.  Remains on the list. 
Is 'conscious uncoupling' the worst phrase ever uttered?  Apart from 'last drinks' and 'no, those scales aren't broken'

ELLE MCPHERSON.  Released on good behaviour.
She doesn't really bother anyone these days does she?  I mean she's a freak of nature to look like that at her age, but that is a reason to love her, not hate her.  Go Elle.  Apologies for the unnecessary upset caused to you and your family for your previous inclusion.

SCOTT DISICK.  Should never have been on the list.
Scott is basically the Rubin 'Hurricane' Carter of the list.  He should never have been jailed and Bob Dylan should write a song about him.

CAMILLE GRAMMAR & TAYLOR MOMSON.  Released into witness protection.
It's hard for someone to annoy you when they are no longer relevant.  Which contradicts the whole Pratt argument, but oh well my blog, my rules.
The new inductees are:


Jax Taylor. 
Now, who wouldn't love to wipe the smug look off his face.  Mean, manipulative moron.  The fact that Kristen Doute doesn't make it on this list, but Jax does speaks a whole library of volumes.

 Kayne West
I'd love to have seen if he would've been so brave if the grammy went to someone big and scary like Chris Jericho. Or Susan Boyle.

POSITION VACANT - Watch yourself Hollywood. 

 Again, let me reiterate I would never really punch any of these people.  Maybe Kanye, but just in the shoulder.  Gently.  Like a noogie.