Reason #566 why I love America

This bucket of SIX coronas was $9

Hang on - exchange rate, 25% tip, extra tip because I'm drunk and happy, extra tip because she was nice to the baby, kebab on way home, dry cleaning from spilling kebab, bandaids from pharmacy (obvs had to leave car and walk), ooooh look at the cheap makeup in this pharmacy - OPI $8, half price Kerastase.

OK so the bucket of coronas was $127.