Wednesday, February 16, 2011

The Fashion Industry has a Sense of Humour #2

Behold.... the second most expensive handbag in the world....


TA-DA!

Louis Vuitton Urban Satchel


If this was worth $150,000 USD in 2008, I'm going to get the floor of my car valued, as it is almost an exact replica. 

Jersey, Essex and ..... Newcastle?

America has Jersey Girls
England has Essex Girls

And does Australia have ..... Newcastle girls?

Lately I've been noticing something about Gen Y/Z girls.  Apart from being utterly gorgeous, their hair and teeth seem to have gotten longer & whiter, while their clothes have gotten shorter and tighter. 

Their tans are orange and their behaviour is messy (I too am guilty on both counts here).  You need a step ladder to get into their shoes and a pressure cleaner to get their makeup off. 

Essex Girls

Jersey Girls


So is Newcastle Australia's answer?  God I hope so.  Imagine our reality show? 

Guilty Admission: I actually fit into most of these catergories.  Maybe all.

Where the Frock Are You?

Yes I realise that this should be the title of my blog.  Alcohol poisoning (not literally), general hot mess behaviour (literally) and my real job are to blame.   Be back soon.

In the meantime, here is a copy of the best photo of all time.

Motley Crue - Backstage in Glasgow 2005