Jersey, Essex and ..... Newcastle?

America has Jersey Girls
England has Essex Girls

And does Australia have ..... Newcastle girls?

Lately I've been noticing something about Gen Y/Z girls.  Apart from being utterly gorgeous, their hair and teeth seem to have gotten longer & whiter, while their clothes have gotten shorter and tighter. 

Their tans are orange and their behaviour is messy (I too am guilty on both counts here).  You need a step ladder to get into their shoes and a pressure cleaner to get their makeup off. 

Essex Girls

Jersey Girls

So is Newcastle Australia's answer?  God I hope so.  Imagine our reality show? 

Guilty Admission: I actually fit into most of these catergories.  Maybe all.