Lately I've been noticing something about Gen Y/Z girls. Apart from being utterly gorgeous, their hair and teeth seem to have gotten longer & whiter, while their clothes have gotten shorter and tighter.
Their tans are orange and their behaviour is messy (I too am guilty on both counts here). You need a step ladder to get into their shoes and a pressure cleaner to get their makeup off.
Essex Girls
Jersey Girls
So is Newcastle Australia's answer? God I hope so. Imagine our reality show?
Guilty Admission: I actually fit into most of these catergories. Maybe all.
Yes I realise that this should be the title of my blog. Alcohol poisoning (not literally), general hot mess behaviour (literally) and my real job are to blame. Be back soon.
In the meantime, here is a copy of the best photo of all time.